So Check It Out! I got this stuff here called Booty Fresh sent to me at no personal cost so that I could review it for y’all. I was psyched. I was totally prepared to write a hilarious post about this stuff, and I cannot even bring myself to be silly about it now. You will see why when we get to my thoughts and experiences with this product.
First, let me show you what the seller has to say about this product:
YES, THIS IS A SPRAY FOR YOUR BUM, AND HERE’S THE DEAL:
Booty Fresh™ is not a deodorant spray, cologne, or perfume. Booty Fresh™ neutralizes odor-causing bacteria absorbed under the skin of the **** and surrounding area. After it’s rinsed off, it leaves your bootay smelling like… well… nothing! It‘s no joke! Booty Fresh™ deodorizes when soaps and wipes fail. Yes, it really, really works.
THE MOST AMAZING SPRAY FOR YOUR BUM: With a full application of Booty Fresh, you won’t notice a scent from offending areas for up to two weeks or longer.
BEYOND HYGIENE: Get’s Where Soaps, Wipes, and Toilet Paper Can’t. Regular washing can not remove everything permeating the skin. In fact, toilet paper is a huge cause of a “permanent” odor down there.
DATING | EXOTIC TRIPS | CAMPING: Spray on Booty Fresh for that extra boost of freshness where you’ll need it most. Complete confidence that you are clean and sexy wherever you are!
UNSCENTED & EXTRA SOOTHING: Booty Fresh is made with soothing aloe vera & leaves your bum smelling like… well… nothing! That part is for you to decide.
ALL NATURAL & SAFE: Safe to spray in mouth – safe to swallow (yuck! – we DO NOT recommend) – 4oz Spray –Made in the USA – 120 Uses
IN OTHER WORDS:
This will give you a totally stink-free-bum (or whatever your word for it is), even if nothing else seems has worked. I don’t know how to say it any other way: It Totally Works.
So, here is the deal… This stuff DOES WORK!
Here is when we get into the TMI. I am a big girl. I have a fat pouch from my c-section scar. I get sweaty under it, in my thigh creases, under my boobs, and my under arms. I figured if it could remove the smell of butt from a person’s crack, it should work on my sweaty areas that get smelly too.
So, I took a shower, dried off, and sprayed all of those parts with my Booty Fresh. After a few minutes, I patted dry everything and powdered up with cornstarch as usual. To really put it to the test, I did not shower for three full days. Gross, right?!?! But, this stuff totally worked!! No smells.
I don’t know what kind of smell killing creatures live inside this bottle, but I am hooked and will scream from the rooftops that this stuff works on killing all of the odor causing bacteria that lies in the dark, sweaty crevices of your body. I highly recommend you get this stuff if you have the same issues as me or a stinky crack 😉
It can be purchased here: http://bootyfresh.me/bf/am
Ta-ta for now
** DISCLOSURE ** This product was sent to me for free. I was not paid for my opinions. I keep it real and all thoughts and experiences are always my own.